Optimistic Pessimism.
Welcome all to my site. This is a place where you can see the stuff that I do on occasion. I want to document what goes on in my life an share my experiences with all of my friends.
Welcome all to my site. This is a place where you can see the stuff that I do on occasion. I want to document what goes on in my life an share my experiences with all of my friends.
[Home, SLO, CA]
Up In Smoke
The fireworks display that I saw this year was up in smoke, literally. I went to a friend of a friends house in Morro Bay, CA because we could see the fireworks show from their house. The house was amazing. It was custom built and is located on the side of a hill facing the Pacific Ocean. There was also a great view of the sunset from the home. It was really amazing. The show was supposed to start at 9PM, but there was still sunlight so they started a few minutes later at 9:15. The beginning was a rockets red flare followed by the bombs bursting in the air which progressed into the night with all the smoke still in the air. There was no wind so every time a firework exploded, more smoke was created. There were parts of the show when you could see the firework go up, not see it explode, but you could hear it. It was pretty cool though because some times the light from the fireworks would bounce off the smoke clouds and make the sky a little brighter, but I would rather have the wind blowing and seeing a spectacular firework display than a bunch of smoke.
posted at 10:09 PM by Super Ben
Wednesday, July 04, 2001
[Work, SLO, CA]
The Unflushed
One of the nastiest things in the world is walking to the bathroom and finding some unflushed shit. What's worse than that is having it happen to you twice. I'm writing about this today because I'm really bothered about this happening to me twice. I have a pretty good idea about who it is also but I'm not naming names. The shit that I saw was similar to the one I saw yesterday. They were the same color and both had corn or something in it. That was gross! I always watch to see if my shit goes down the drain. I'll keep flushing until it's all gone especially if there are floaters. The lesson here is to flush your shit especially when you share the bathroom with others.
Stinky Shit Theory
Have you noticed that when you were young your shit never stunk. I always used to wonder how my father could make the bathroom stink so much. There times after he took a shit that we could not go in there because there was a wall of shit smell pushing us out. I noticed while growing older that my shit acquired a smell, then a stench, and now a stink. My theory is that the stink is a buildup of all the shits that we have ever taken in our lives. As it slides through our intestines, the stool would rub on the sides and leave a little bit on the walls. It's kinda like when we take a shit and need to wipe because the shit rubbed up on us. Within us, layer upon layer of old shit has built up and created the awful smell. This theory would also apply to the smell of farts.
Recently on MTV's Jackass I saw something called a "colonic" (I thinks that what it was called). They cleaned out a guys intestines by using warm water pumped up his ass with a really big hose. They used so many gallons of water. First they pumped a bunch of water into him and let it sit for a few so that it could soften up the old deposits. Then more water was pumped in and the old water was pumped out. You could see all sorts of solids coming out. It was pretty cool and gross at the same time. The guy said he felt pretty good afterwards even though his ass was penetrated. I think that might solve the stinky shit/fart problem. It looks rather refreshing, too.
posted at 12:15 PM by Super Ben
Tuesday, July 03, 2001
[Home, SLO, CA]
Jacked-up Criminals
We get all sorts of people checking into the hotel all the time. All have their own problems and ups and downs, but there was one family that we checked in that we felt so bad for. They had come from England to the United States on vacation and have already traveled all over the place. They were on the last leg of their trip coming through California. They had left LA today and drove 2 hours up to Santa Barbara and stopped there for some coffee and gas. They were there for about 15 minutes and then got back into the car and drive all the way to San Luis Obispo. We checked them into their room directed then to drive their car around back. While getting ready to go up to their room they opened the trunk and discovered that it was empty. They had sworn that they had put the luggage trunk before starting their drive. There was no sign of forced entry and they think it might have happened in Santa Barbara. We helped them out and called the Santa Barbara Police Department and helped them with their police report. The criminals that did this are really fucked up. These people are on vacation and were targeted specifically because they were tourists. They must have used some radio device to unlock the rental car and popped open he trunk to take the stuff. I've had stuff stolen form me before and it is not a good feeling. I hate losing the irreplaceable stuff like pictures. My backpack was stolen one time in high school. I had a photo album in there that I had just made. I also had an expensive camera that I bought myself with some undeveloped pictures in it. What would the criminal do with suitcases filled mostly with clothes? We did all we could to help these people out. They'll be here in California for 3 more days before heading back. I wish them well and hope something turns up.
posted at 1:04 AM by Super Ben
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